birthday flowers

Zuckerman's "Flower" book inspired this shot and some others, though all of his flowers were on a blank white background. Truly beautiful book if you have not seen it.

Posted by Michael Meek on Thu, 03/28/13 12:58
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Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 03/28/13 13:00

version 2


Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 03/28/13 13:02

Darn, the detail in the flowers has gone muddy whereas it's sharp in the original.


Comments by Ernest Cadegan on Thu, 03/28/13 13:12

Nice bouquet. Reds seem to suffer on the web. At least I haven't found
the secret to making them work.

The book is an interesting compositional touch although on mine the
white at the front is blown. I like the darker background of the OP.


Comments by Jan Bjorklund on Thu, 03/28/13 13:24

I like the image in the comment section... the background is lighter with the contrast between the background and the flowers being stronger... but then I also like the opening picture with its paintlike feel and the bordering that you made use of to complete the image. So I guess I like both images equally but for differing reasons.


Comments by Alias on Thu, 03/28/13 13:31

Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:14
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:14
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:14
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:15
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:15
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:18
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:18
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:18
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:19
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.

Comments by Michael Meek on Fri, 12/14/12 16:52
The Strange Case of D. MacMillan, Act 1

MacMillan: Hey, could I ask you a big favor? I'm moving to New Jersey next week and I need
you to drive the old pickup. I think it will make it.
Person of high moral standards: To New Jersey! Man, that's a thousand miles each way!
MacMillan: As a favor. A big favor.
Person of high moral standards: Nah, I'm doing some other stuff.
MacMillan: There's an "or else."
Person of high moral standards: An "or else?" WTF! Or else what?
MacMillan: If you don't do this favor, I will haunt you 'till my dying day. Indeed, even as you
are deciding on the favor, I will haunt you to make sure you understand the “or else” part.
Person of high moral standards: Haunt me! Haunt me!! You've got to be kidding!
MacMillan: I'm sincere.
Person of high moral standards to self: I must be in a Moronic Convergence, some kind of
Sedona Vortex or something. Could anyone be this stupid without some assistance?
Person of high moral standards: Do your worst.
MacMillan, excitedly: O’boy, o’boy, I will, I will!

Hickory dickory dock.
MacMillan ran up the clock.
The clock struck him on the head.
"Cuckoo, cuckoo," MacMillan said,
"May I have one more?"

Alas, he swooned like a stunt flier,
Then came a weak voice from the floor,
"I am a mouse who could roar,
"If only my pants would catch fire!"
Comments by Alias on Sun, 12/23/12 14:00
Those who comment show approval of Michael Meek's behavior on this site.
Comments by Ernest Cadegan on Fri, 01/04/13 11:21
Nice casual portrait. Those are big clovers.
Comments by Maria Salvador on Fri, 01/04/13 11:42
A lovely portrait of a lovely lady!
Comments by Nathan Leonard Kern on Sat, 01/05/13 06:19
Comments by Nathan Leonard Kern on Sat, 01/05/13 06:28
Nice portrait BUT this "comment" by alias is inappropriate. This is the 2nd one I saw & there
must be more.
Comments by G.B. SHETTLER on Sat, 01/05/13 10:46
Like Ernest, very nice casual portrait with some other interesting aspects. I think it would
have been a much nicer without the purse strap. Those damn purse straps !!
Comments by Michael Meek on Sat, 01/05/13 12:09
Not perfect, Greg, but better maybe?



Comments by Alias on Sat, 01/05/13 12:21
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.

Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:14
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:14
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:14
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:14
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:15
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:15
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:15
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:15
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:15
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:16
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:16
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:18
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:18
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:18
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:19
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Michael Meek on Fri, 12/14/12 16:52
The Strange Case of D. MacMillan, Act 1

MacMillan: Hey, could I ask you a big favor? I'm moving to New Jersey next week and I need
you to drive the old pickup. I think it will make it.
Person of high moral standards: To New Jersey! Man, that's a thousand miles each way!
MacMillan: As a favor. A big favor.
Person of high moral standards: Nah, I'm doing some other stuff.
MacMillan: There's an "or else."
Person of high moral standards: An "or else?" WTF! Or else what?
MacMillan: If you don't do this favor, I will haunt you 'till my dying day. Indeed, even as you
are deciding on the favor, I will haunt you to make sure you understand the “or else” part.
Person of high moral standards: Haunt me! Haunt me!! You've got to be kidding!
MacMillan: I'm sincere.
Person of high moral standards to self: I must be in a Moronic Convergence, some kind of
Sedona Vortex or something. Could anyone be this stupid without some assistance?
Person of high moral standards: Do your worst.
MacMillan, excitedly: O’boy, o’boy, I will, I will!

Hickory dickory dock.
MacMillan ran up the clock.
The clock struck him on the head.
"Cuckoo, cuckoo," MacMillan said,
"May I have one more?"

Alas, he swooned like a stunt flier,
Then came a weak voice from the floor,
"I am a mouse who could roar,
"If only my pants would catch fire!"


Those who comment show approval of Michael Meek's behavior on this site.
Comments by Ernest Cadegan on Fri, 01/04/13 11:21
Nice casual portrait. Those are big clovers.
Comments by Maria Salvador on Fri, 01/04/13 11:42
A lovely portrait of a lovely lady!
Comments by Nathan Leonard Kern on Sat, 01/05/13 06:19
Comments by Nathan Leonard Kern on Sat, 01/05/13 06:28
Nice portrait BUT this "comment" by alias is inappropriate. This is the 2nd one I saw & there
must be more.
Comments by G.B. SHETTLER on Sat, 01/05/13 10:46
Like Ernest, very nice casual portrait with some other interesting aspects. I think it would
have been a much nicer without the purse strap. Those damn purse straps !!
Comments by Alias on Sat, 01/05/13 12:21
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.

Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:14
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:14
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:14
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:15
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:15
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:15
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:15
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:15
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:16
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:18
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:18
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:18
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:19
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:19
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Michael Meek on Fri, 12/14/12 16:52
The Strange Case of D. MacMillan, Act 1

MacMillan: Hey, could I ask you a big favor? I'm moving to New Jersey next week and I need
you to drive the old pickup. I think it will make it.
Person of high moral standards: To New Jersey! Man, that's a thousand miles each way!
MacMillan: As a favor. A big favor.
Person of high moral standards: Nah, I'm doing some other stuff.
MacMillan: There's an "or else."
Person of high moral standards: An "or else?" WTF! Or else what?
MacMillan: If you don't do this favor, I will haunt you 'till my dying day. Indeed, even as you
are deciding on the favor, I will haunt you to make sure you understand the “or else” part.
Person of high moral standards: Haunt me! Haunt me!! You've got to be kidding!
MacMillan: I'm sincere.
Person of high moral standards to self: I must be in a Moronic Convergence, some kind of
Sedona Vortex or something. Could anyone be this stupid without some assistance?
Person of high moral standards: Do your worst.
MacMillan, excitedly: O’boy, o’boy, I will, I will!

Hickory dickory dock.
MacMillan ran up the clock.
The clock struck him on the head.
"Cuckoo, cuckoo," MacMillan said,
"May I have one more?"

Alas, he swooned like a stunt flier,
Then came a weak voice from the floor,
"I am a mouse who could roar,
"If only my pants would catch fire!"
Comments by Alias on Sun, 12/23/12 14:00
Those who comment show approval of Michael Meek's behavior on this site.
Comments by Ernest Cadegan on Fri, 01/04/13 11:21
Nice casual portrait. Those are big clovers.
Comments by Maria Salvador on Fri, 01/04/13 11:42
A lovely portrait of a lovely lady!
Comments by Nathan Leonard Kern on Sat, 01/05/13 06:19
Comments by Nathan Leonard Kern on Sat, 01/05/13 06:28
Nice portrait BUT this "comment" by alias is inappropriate. This is the 2nd one I saw & there
must be more.
Comments by G.B. SHETTLER on Sat, 01/05/13 10:46
Like Ernest, very nice casual portrait with some other interesting aspects. I think it would
have been a much nicer without the purse strap. Those damn purse straps !!
Comments by Alias on Sat, 01/05/13 12:21
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.

Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:14
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:14
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:14
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:14
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:15
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:15
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:15
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:15
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:15
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:16
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:16
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:18
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:18
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:18
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:18
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:19
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:19
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Alias on Fri, 12/14/12 16:19
Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 16:50
There once was a tawdry little fellow,
Whose desires held his attention so well
Upon spying a girl his mind turned to Jello.


Comments by Michael Meek on Mon, 12/10/12 17:02
There once was a tired old man,
Who fought a hard battle--
Against himself and his dustpan.


Comments by Michael Meek on Sun, 12/09/12 14:10
There once was a man whose life was a mess.
Vapid and vocal, he traveled the Net,
Leaving the tracks of a mighty midgette.

Comments by Michael Meek on Wed, 12/12/12 22:36
You forgot one little man:

There once was a man whose name was his alias,
His alias was “Alias,” too clever by half,
Sending his head clear up his ass.

I can have more for you, Alias, jokes being one your favorite things -- after girl-ogling and
revenge anyway.


Here's another one for you:

Inside Photocritique lives a concupiscent little guy,
Who is given to call young girls, “gorgeous.”
His brain attached to big eyes would rather like to be a housefly.

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 07:11
Donald Duck has another fit,
And upon his head is writ,
All you need to know, lickety split.

"Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders so that I cannot
hear what you say to the contrary."
--Emerson

Comments by Michael Meek on Thu, 12/13/12 08:14
Busy Little Bee

The “duck of death” was a hero in his eyes,
By sending drones into the skies,
But Donald Duck McMillan was just another villain,
Bombing innocents to claim the throne
Of the comical Lord of the Flies.
Comments by Michael Meek on Fri, 12/14/12 16:52
The Strange Case of D. MacMillan, Act 1

MacMillan: Hey, could I ask you a big favor? I'm moving to New Jersey next week and I need
you to drive the old pickup. I think it will make it.
Person of high moral standards: To New Jersey! Man, that's a thousand miles each way!
MacMillan: As a favor. A big favor.
Person of high moral standards: Nah, I'm doing some other stuff.
MacMillan: There's an "or else."
Person of high moral standards: An "or else?" WTF! Or else what?
MacMillan: If you don't do this favor, I will haunt you 'till my dying day. Indeed, even as you
are deciding on the favor, I will haunt you to make sure you understand the “or else” part.
Person of high moral standards: Haunt me! Haunt me!! You've got to be kidding!
MacMillan: I'm sincere.
Person of high moral standards to self: I must be in a Moronic Convergence, some kind of
Sedona Vortex or something. Could anyone be this stupid without some assistance?
Person of high moral standards: Do your worst.
MacMillan, excitedly: O’boy, o’boy, I will, I will!

Hickory dickory dock.
MacMillan ran up the clock.
The clock struck him on the head.
"Cuckoo, cuckoo," MacMillan said,
"May I have one more?"

Alas, he swooned like a stunt flier,
Then came a weak voice from the floor,
"I am a mouse who could roar,
"If only my pants would catch fire!"

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Comments by Mike Hites on Thu, 03/28/13 21:05

The "intrusion" of the background in the OP bothered me at first, but it's growing on me.
Keeps me looking and I like the colors. Maybe tone down the bright white of the book at the
bottom edge? I like #2 as well.


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Comments by G.B. SHETTLER on Sun, 03/31/13 08:33

Sorry but I missed this post, Michael. This is very Nice Image, but the one you e-mailed me was a far better one. Without the framing of this PC post the white box and Wording more vieweable in the e-mail happen to add a nice artsy feel to it. A more stylish image.


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Comments by Richard Dong on Sun, 03/31/13 15:14

Mmmm, this will bring back memories of the Pacific northwest. The tones here are very southwest though, which I rather like.


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